I was a bit nervous coming in this morning because when you were weighed last night, you had lost 3 ounces, leaving you at 1 pounds 14 ounces. Yikes. I was simultaneously relieved, though, because all of that extra swelling was the result of excess fluid, I just wanted to be sure that all of the weight loss was the result of fluid purge rather than some other dubious variable.
I think we now have a pretty good baseline of where you ACTUALLY are as far as weight is concerned. Looks like you hadn't hit 2 pounds, after all. I never thought I'd feel this way, but I find myself wishing you hadn't inherited the Smith Skinniness.